So you’ve probably all been wondering who God wants to be president of the United States. Isn’t it obvious? Mike Huckabee. I can’t even believe there’s a discussion on this. Discussion should just be entirely prohibited.
Look, folks – God’s been very, very clear on who he wants as president for a lot of years now. In 1980, he wanted Reagan. In 1998, he wanted Bush, Sr. In 1992, he also wanted Bush, Sr., but Satan got a foothold in American and got Clinton elected, and since Clinton is probably the antiChrist, we have to do everything we can to stop his inevitable rise to power, otherwise the one world government will take over, and Jesus will come back, and we want that to happen, but we don’t want the one world government to happen, do we?
Which is why we need to vote against Hillary. And you vote against Hillary by voting for God’s candidate: Mike Huckabee. Why Huckabee? Isn’t it obvious? He’s a Christian, folks! We need a Christian in the White House! Imagine if God’s plans for president had not been interrupted by Satan during the 90s! There’d probably be prayer in schools again, which is the real reason this nation is falling apart. If students could pray in schools, this nation would be taken back for Christ!
I mean, come on, who are you going to vote for? That Mormon? You really want this nation led by a cult?! That Ron Paul guy Travis keeps talking about? Do you really want God’s laws to be decided by States? No, friends…we need to enforce God’s law at the federal level.
Besides, his supporters are going to launch a blimp. You know what a blimp is, right? It’s a Zeppelin. Sound familiar? Well, first, there’s “Led Zeppelin.” And you remember that they’re Satanists, right? If you play “Stairway” backwards, it’s all about Satan. How many people have become satanists because of this seemingly innocent blimp? And also, Philip Pullman, the atheist, has a blimp in his blasphemous book that has become a movie now.
So blimps are clearly associated with Satanists and Atheists. The Bible clearly tells us to avoid even the appearance of evil. Do you think you’d be doing that if you were voting for Ron Paul?
The choice is before you: A Christian, a Cult-leader, a blimp-flying Satanist?
Vote Huckabee, because that’s who God wants to be president.
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One of my worldly co-workers tells me that the Nazis use a dirigible in an Indiana Jones movie. Do you need any more evidence of the blimp’s evil?
oo….oo….also, don’t forget that at Blimpy’s you can get things like sprouts on your subs which we all know those new-age-hippie types like to eat (you know the willies of the devil). Here is a clear connection between Ron Paul and new age cults.
And note that Rev. Huckabee himself used to be a blimp, until the Good Lord gave him the strength to stop eating so much.
Rev. Huckabee, overcomer of blimpiness: God’s Choice!